Go for it. I do it sometimes, mainly at parties. I think it can be sexy. It pisses me off when non-smokers walk by someone who's smoking and cough. Way to make yourself look like a jackass. (And that I live in NYS, you can only smoke outside now. So it makes you look like a giant jackass. My Mom does it, pisses me off like hell.)

I'm gonna start answering these more so that I have some public LJ posts. Even though it usually only causes controversy lol wutevs bro.

Lessons of the Heart [1/1]
Author: nightehfaice
Rating: G
Pairing: William Beckett/Bert McCracken
Warnings: Do not stare directly into bb's, as it may cause diabetes
Notes: Written for bandomrarepair and miss_bilvy, who wanted bb!bertilliam. 5,865 words.
Summary: Bert and William are two kids on opposite sides of the seventh grade social hierarchy, until they get paired up to do a science project on the human heart together.


( La da da I have no fancy cut~ )

Twilight.
Teenage girls don't need to read that crap, they're bad enough already.


And i'm leaving this public so no Twilight fanfag tries to friend me someday.

Tis I, xstunt_pilots , the only person quite possibly more obnoxious than Hayden. I just redid his journal because I am so rad, and now I'm leaving irritating entries on my way out the door. So yeah. HI HAYDEN. HI HAYDEN'S FLIST. LOOKIT THE PRETTY NEW JOURNAL.

xo
julia

Untitled [1/1]
Author: nightehfaice
Rating: G
Pairing: Parental Jeph/Bert
Warnings: None it's G. The fluff might burn your eyes though.
Notes: Since I can't write my nano, I envision other little off-shoot scenes in my head. On the way from Detroit, I was stuck in the Toledo bus station for two hours. So, I wrote this. Takes place in the late 1920's, when Jeph and Bert are still itty bitty living in an orphanage, several years before my actual nano is gonna take place. Mainly just a drabble, 887 words. Beta'd by xstunt_pilots
Summary: Robby's favourite person in the orphanage, is Jeph. For obvious reasons.

( D'awww bus station drabbles. )

Sold My Soul [1/1]
Author: nightehfaice
Rating: nc-17
Pairing: Quinn/Bert
Warnings: Character death, drug use, swearing, gross stuff, sex, shitting all over certain parts of the christian religion, cheesyness, and general weirdness.
Notes: Written for strangefrontier as part of the usedfic exchange. Scifi AU. This was originally meant to come out all serious, but ended up kind of cartoony, I guess. Thanks to many of my friends for listening to me bitch but then just telling me to stfu and write, my cat for chilling with me for the past three days as I worked on this, and xstunt_pilots for the beta (because testosterone makes my mind stupid) and confidence boost. (Even if she told me to kick my cat out.) 7,904 words.
Summary: Bert dies, and is brought back as an angel for a second chance. His second chance makes airplane masks for a living.


( So all in all, the odd bullshittery of it all worked out, in some weird mind of McCracken way.  )

http://www.mediafire.com/?kjlwmrzm0um

I'm still going to buy the CD once it comes out, though. But fuck this made a starting out shitty day SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER YES YES YES haha 


ETA: Someone brought to my attention that not everyone is down with leaks - if you're not, that's cool, I wasn't the one who leaked and uploaded so I don't really take any offense; I was given the link by a friend who was given it by another friend. I even felt kinda bad for the boys after my initial excitment wore off, and just forget sometimes that not everyone is as desensitized by the internet as I am. So download if you'd like, don't if you're against it, I understand both sides and doesn't make a difference to me which one you're on! (Just don't forget to actually buy it when the time comes, yeah?)